(obviously not real)
I, Satoshi Nakamoto, hereby nominate myself for the Zcash Foundation Board of Directors.
I am ethically aligned to further privacy-preserving technology, and believe my expertise might help the Foundation.
Goals for the Foundation
To encourage greater cooperation across privacy approaches in cryptocurrencies.
I invented Bitcoin.
note: a real nomination can/should be longer than this
also note: if the real Satoshi Nakamoto signs a self-nomination with an early PGP key known to belong to them, we will absolutely 100% accept their candidacy and will remove this glib sample ballot